Well... at least one person has it right. :)
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To much time on my hands
1. Real name: Michelle
2. Nickname: Turtle chelle jelly tigger
3. Status: single
4. Zodiac sign: Gemini
5. Male or female: Female
6. Elementary: H. Guy Child
7. Middle School: South Ogden Jr. High
8. High School: Bonneville
9. College: not yet
10. Hair color: Not sure really. like a brown red blonde?
11. Long or short: middle
12. Loud or Quiet: loud
13. Sweats or Jeans: sweats
14. Phone or Camera: camera. I don't have a phone
15. Health freak: not really
16. Drink or Smoke: eww.. need I say more?
17. Do you have a crush on someone: :)Yes:)
18. Eat or Drink: of course
19. Piercings: ears
20. Tattoos: those are gross
21. Music: anything. I really like acoustic though
22. Comedies or Horror: comedies
FIRSTS:
23. First piercing: ears
24. First best friend: haydan
25. First award: I have no clue
26. First crush: austin k
27. First Boyfriend/Girlfriend: .......
28. First pet: Butch
29. First big vacation: San Diego
30. First big birthday: 8years old
31. First Car: not yet
32. First Favorite Song: probably something country
33. First phone: I don't even have one
34. First Surgery: tonsles
35. First time on an Airplane: when I was 7 I went to vegas
LASTS:
36. Phone Call: my pappa
37. Instant Message: harley
38. Text Message: harley
39. Song you listened to: I fell in love without you(acoustic)- Motion City Soundtrack
40. Time you cried: yesterday
CURRENTLY:
41. Getting on your nerves: my sister singing
42. TV: something with this one kid who gets confused on abc
43. Drinking: nada
44. Hair: ?My hair is down and ugly
45. Wearing: blue shirt and pjs
46. Eating: nada
47. With: mum
48. I'm about to: go to sleep
49. Listening to: the television
50. Plans for today: sleep
YOUR FUTURE:
51. Want kids: yes
52. Want to get married: yes
53. Careers in mind: photographer
54. Place of Residency: no clue... somewhere sunny on the east coast
55. Car or Truck: car
WHICH IS BETTER:
56. Shorter or taller: taller
57. Romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous
58. Sensitive or loud: both
59. Serious relationship or casual dates: I wouldn't know
60. Trouble maker or hesitant:
HAVE YOU EVER:
62. Lost glasses/contacts: nope
63. Ran away from home: nope
64. Hold a gun/knife for self defense: umm....
65. Killed somebody: nope
66. Broken someones heart: nope
67. Been arrested: nope
68. Cried when someone died: yup who hasn't?
69. Kissed a stranger: nope
70. Had someone ask you out and you said no: yup
71. Laughed until you cried: yup:) all the time
72. Met someone who changed your life: yup
73. Fallen in Love: yup
74. Found out someone was talking about you: yup
75. Been Cheated on: nope
76. Cheated on anyone: nope
77. Lost someone special: yup
78. Broken a bone: yup
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
79. Yourself: sometimes
80. Miracles: yup
81. Love at first sight: yup
82. Heaven: yup
83. Santa Claus:nope
84. Holding Hands on the first date: sure...?
85. Kiss on the first date: i wouldn't know that
RANDOMNESS:
86. Righty or Lefty: righty
87. Last time you saw your Dad: 3 hours ago
88. Do you like the snow: sometimes
89. Whats your favorite season: summer
90. Can you swim: yes
91. Ridden a horse: I love riding horses
92. Ridden a bike: yup
93. Photogenic: I think so
94. Have siblings: yes
95. Beach or Mountains: beach
96. Hot or Cold: like during school? I would rather be cold
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now: yes..
98. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life: not really..
99. Do you believe in God: yeah..
2. Nickname: Turtle chelle jelly tigger
3. Status: single
4. Zodiac sign: Gemini
5. Male or female: Female
6. Elementary: H. Guy Child
7. Middle School: South Ogden Jr. High
8. High School: Bonneville
9. College: not yet
10. Hair color: Not sure really. like a brown red blonde?
11. Long or short: middle
12. Loud or Quiet: loud
13. Sweats or Jeans: sweats
14. Phone or Camera: camera. I don't have a phone
15. Health freak: not really
16. Drink or Smoke: eww.. need I say more?
17. Do you have a crush on someone: :)Yes:)
18. Eat or Drink: of course
19. Piercings: ears
20. Tattoos: those are gross
21. Music: anything. I really like acoustic though
22. Comedies or Horror: comedies
FIRSTS:
23. First piercing: ears
24. First best friend: haydan
25. First award: I have no clue
26. First crush: austin k
27. First Boyfriend/Girlfriend: .......
28. First pet: Butch
29. First big vacation: San Diego
30. First big birthday: 8years old
31. First Car: not yet
32. First Favorite Song: probably something country
33. First phone: I don't even have one
34. First Surgery: tonsles
35. First time on an Airplane: when I was 7 I went to vegas
LASTS:
36. Phone Call: my pappa
37. Instant Message: harley
38. Text Message: harley
39. Song you listened to: I fell in love without you(acoustic)- Motion City Soundtrack
40. Time you cried: yesterday
CURRENTLY:
41. Getting on your nerves: my sister singing
42. TV: something with this one kid who gets confused on abc
43. Drinking: nada
44. Hair: ?My hair is down and ugly
45. Wearing: blue shirt and pjs
46. Eating: nada
47. With: mum
48. I'm about to: go to sleep
49. Listening to: the television
50. Plans for today: sleep
YOUR FUTURE:
51. Want kids: yes
52. Want to get married: yes
53. Careers in mind: photographer
54. Place of Residency: no clue... somewhere sunny on the east coast
55. Car or Truck: car
WHICH IS BETTER:
56. Shorter or taller: taller
57. Romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous
58. Sensitive or loud: both
59. Serious relationship or casual dates: I wouldn't know
60. Trouble maker or hesitant:
HAVE YOU EVER:
62. Lost glasses/contacts: nope
63. Ran away from home: nope
64. Hold a gun/knife for self defense: umm....
65. Killed somebody: nope
66. Broken someones heart: nope
67. Been arrested: nope
68. Cried when someone died: yup who hasn't?
69. Kissed a stranger: nope
70. Had someone ask you out and you said no: yup
71. Laughed until you cried: yup:) all the time
72. Met someone who changed your life: yup
73. Fallen in Love: yup
74. Found out someone was talking about you: yup
75. Been Cheated on: nope
76. Cheated on anyone: nope
77. Lost someone special: yup
78. Broken a bone: yup
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
79. Yourself: sometimes
80. Miracles: yup
81. Love at first sight: yup
82. Heaven: yup
83. Santa Claus:nope
84. Holding Hands on the first date: sure...?
85. Kiss on the first date: i wouldn't know that
RANDOMNESS:
86. Righty or Lefty: righty
87. Last time you saw your Dad: 3 hours ago
88. Do you like the snow: sometimes
89. Whats your favorite season: summer
90. Can you swim: yes
91. Ridden a horse: I love riding horses
92. Ridden a bike: yup
93. Photogenic: I think so
94. Have siblings: yes
95. Beach or Mountains: beach
96. Hot or Cold: like during school? I would rather be cold
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now: yes..
98. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life: not really..
99. Do you believe in God: yeah..
Things that bug me about St. Patricks Day
I will start with 5 and go all the way to one.
5. If I don't wear green I really don't care people shouldn't pinch me. Then when I punch them for pinching me they shouldn't go around telling teachers that I hit them.
4. Why do we have a holiday where we have to wear green? It is totally rediculous.
3. People go way to overboard with the whole wear green type thing.
2. It just really really stupid
1. I just don't like it at all.
5. If I don't wear green I really don't care people shouldn't pinch me. Then when I punch them for pinching me they shouldn't go around telling teachers that I hit them.
4. Why do we have a holiday where we have to wear green? It is totally rediculous.
3. People go way to overboard with the whole wear green type thing.
2. It just really really stupid
1. I just don't like it at all.
Luck of the Irish and I Get Sick
So yetserday when I went to school and I wore shorts!!! I was so happy :) My friend Sami comes up to me and and she's like "Michelle!!!!!" And I saw that she was wearing shorts too! Meanwhile my other friend Harley was cleaning out her locker and trying to figure out what to do with this week old Smoothie King drink that she got. So when Sami and I hug, Harley for some reason has her drink arms width away from her. So we hug and the drink gets all over Sami and I. I got so pissed off. Luckily I had gym the next class period and it was third period. So during reading I went to the locker room, changed into my gym shorts and changed I washed my gross cuka shorts in the sink. I had now idea what to do with them after they were wet. So I asked my coach if I could put them in the school dryer, she said yes so I did.
To top it all off, after that I started feeling way sick. I called my mom to tell her to pick me up from school and as soon as I got home I ran into the bathroom and threw up. Then I had to lie down so my mom made me a little bed next the the tiolet in the bathroom. I was actually pretty comfortable.
This is my bed that I slept in.
This is my bed that I slept in.Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Stories!:)
When I am with my friends I just babble on about random stories. I have no clue where they come from but they just come out of my mouth. My friend Kait decided to record one and typed it up for me.
come from the planet Alawe, in the galaxy Ewala, in the universe Alawe. But the point is I tried. If you think you need to go to the bakery, please do so now, because I do not want to be interrupted while I tell you my story. ...but anyway, I have been thinking about my happiness lately and have come to the conclusion that I am happy. This is annoying. If you saw a chicken as happy as me, I'll replace it, and give you a full refund... no questions asked! But that's not the point. The point is I am battery operated. Well, actually I am not. But that's not the point. What is the point? The point is everyone should have my game and timetable! screamed someone who I subsequently smacked across the face and decapitated before sending him home in a cardboard box. Before I introduce myself, let me share with you a story. A story about me, and how great I am. But first, I think it would be appropriate to introduce myself. I am going to do this soon. So, it all started, in a smelly house, north of Wellington, south of Arizona and east of where you are sitting right now. It was a dark night, with no birds nor chickens, and it was raining a silent rain. There were too many stars to count, and not enough clouds to cover them. I like chickens. But anyway, what was I doing in this smelly house? "I was laughing at the boxes of dog food with you, remember!?" said grandma, but she was wrong. What was I doing? That's right, I was writing this story. Now back to the story. I needed to find something, so looked for it, and the most amazing thing happened! I FOUND IT!!! Guess what it was??? it was a piece of crispy bacon, which I dropped last Christmas. I thought the dog ate it, but I guess it didnt. There were many things over there where I always looked for things, but I didn't like them, so I don't know why I was always looking for them. But this thing I did like. And this thing, it licked me right in the face. But I don't like things that lick me. They smell funny. So I made friends with it, seduced it(bah nnot really because it was a sinclair dino hehe), then strangled it in the night and ate it's flesh (cept I couldn't haha because it was a sinclair dino). The bacon wasn't happy with this, and laughed itself to sleep. But then in the plane, he needed to go pee, so I laughed myself to sleep as he pissed himself to wake. He was definitely awake when the plane started to fall. He was definitely going to fall with the plane, and he was definitely going to get lost again. And lost he did get. Lost in the eternal sea of human sadness, lyrically beautiful without the physical countenance to outweigh it's inherent irony (I just used A LOT of big words :] claps for turtle). And that was where he found himself, lost in an abysmal abyss (alliteration mrs. booth would be proud :])... That was where he found himself. He was taken to new levels of excitement, when he found himself. Oh what a day.... Oh ...what a day. But this was to be expected, because he was not just random. He was ranDom with a capital D. But anyway, who cares about the bacon, this story is about me. Me and my eternal instructions of destruction from underneath. Me and my inherent understanding of the ways of the universe. Me and my happiness. Me and my sadness. Me, and my bacon. Wait. I don't car about the bacon. The bacon is retarded then dumb ate it. Wait I can't call dumb dumb. Mom always tell me to call her aspen but I just call her dumb... becaus that is what she is.
Yeah well that is just a piece of me and my friends do this same thing so I will probably have more stories on the way :)
come from the planet Alawe, in the galaxy Ewala, in the universe Alawe. But the point is I tried. If you think you need to go to the bakery, please do so now, because I do not want to be interrupted while I tell you my story. ...but anyway, I have been thinking about my happiness lately and have come to the conclusion that I am happy. This is annoying. If you saw a chicken as happy as me, I'll replace it, and give you a full refund... no questions asked! But that's not the point. The point is I am battery operated. Well, actually I am not. But that's not the point. What is the point? The point is everyone should have my game and timetable! screamed someone who I subsequently smacked across the face and decapitated before sending him home in a cardboard box. Before I introduce myself, let me share with you a story. A story about me, and how great I am. But first, I think it would be appropriate to introduce myself. I am going to do this soon. So, it all started, in a smelly house, north of Wellington, south of Arizona and east of where you are sitting right now. It was a dark night, with no birds nor chickens, and it was raining a silent rain. There were too many stars to count, and not enough clouds to cover them. I like chickens. But anyway, what was I doing in this smelly house? "I was laughing at the boxes of dog food with you, remember!?" said grandma, but she was wrong. What was I doing? That's right, I was writing this story. Now back to the story. I needed to find something, so looked for it, and the most amazing thing happened! I FOUND IT!!! Guess what it was??? it was a piece of crispy bacon, which I dropped last Christmas. I thought the dog ate it, but I guess it didnt. There were many things over there where I always looked for things, but I didn't like them, so I don't know why I was always looking for them. But this thing I did like. And this thing, it licked me right in the face. But I don't like things that lick me. They smell funny. So I made friends with it, seduced it(bah nnot really because it was a sinclair dino hehe), then strangled it in the night and ate it's flesh (cept I couldn't haha because it was a sinclair dino). The bacon wasn't happy with this, and laughed itself to sleep. But then in the plane, he needed to go pee, so I laughed myself to sleep as he pissed himself to wake. He was definitely awake when the plane started to fall. He was definitely going to fall with the plane, and he was definitely going to get lost again. And lost he did get. Lost in the eternal sea of human sadness, lyrically beautiful without the physical countenance to outweigh it's inherent irony (I just used A LOT of big words :] claps for turtle). And that was where he found himself, lost in an abysmal abyss (alliteration mrs. booth would be proud :])... That was where he found himself. He was taken to new levels of excitement, when he found himself. Oh what a day.... Oh ...what a day. But this was to be expected, because he was not just random. He was ranDom with a capital D. But anyway, who cares about the bacon, this story is about me. Me and my eternal instructions of destruction from underneath. Me and my inherent understanding of the ways of the universe. Me and my happiness. Me and my sadness. Me, and my bacon. Wait. I don't car about the bacon. The bacon is retarded then dumb ate it. Wait I can't call dumb dumb. Mom always tell me to call her aspen but I just call her dumb... becaus that is what she is.
Yeah well that is just a piece of me and my friends do this same thing so I will probably have more stories on the way :)
No Idea what to do...?
Well I have no clue how this works. Ha. But I am going to figure it out. I am way new to this and it is going to be awesome. So just stay with me and this will get better.
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